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#16 Posted at 2008-09-27 18:45        
     
ROFLMAO Bwahahahahahahahahahaha @ Myke!! So true lol


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#17 Posted at 2008-09-28 01:35        
     
...when you get slapped by your girlfriend and shout "Hold your fire!!"
...when you get a scratch and continually shout AAARRRGGGGGGG! every 2 mins.
...when you take your dog out to use the bathroom "1 Engage that bush at 3 o clock!"
...when you see some asshole at school "Target 12 o clock at 400 meters!"

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#18 Posted at 2008-09-28 14:46        
     
lol "small things amuse small minds" :p this has got to be the funniest thread ever!

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#19 Posted at 2008-09-28 15:02        
     
....when you go on a crime spree you try to find where you respawn
....when you think that you can go into an house that has an open door
...you've stood at an door for hours on end trying to get the "open" action to pop up

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Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth With carrion men, groaning for burial.

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#20 Posted at 2008-10-01 14:16        
     
...when you're thinking "stupid topic title, you CAN'T play too much ArmA"


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#21 Posted at 2008-10-01 21:22        
     
...when you think everything happens because you activated a trigger
...when sombody asks you where you are and you give them coordinates
...when you're on the phone and you use radio lingo and think you're talking to CrossRoad
...when you can't sleep, you try to write a script to make you sleep
...when you blink, you think your lagging


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#22 Posted at 2008-10-01 21:26        
     
...when the metro stops at your station and you wait for the "open door" logo to appear, instead of pushing the button.
(This happened to me this monday after a short night and the passengers behind me were waiting for the end of my ArmA "delirium"....shame on me.)


...when you set your msn status on [yourname] DoMove "bed"; this exec "nightsleep.sqs"
...when your wife call you to know if you started to cook the diner and you answer "it's on WIP, want some screenshots ?"

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#23 Posted at 2008-10-01 22:57        
     
...when your in a line full of slow dumbass people you suddenly should "Damn AI!"
...when you try time and time again to see you self becuase you think there is a 3rd person view.

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#24 Posted at 2008-10-01 23:12        
     
...when there's alot of people making you mad, you try to call artillery or air support
...when a tennis ball falls infront of you and you think it's a granade
...when you try to change the time and weather if you don't like it
...when you constanly hum the music in the arma main menu

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#25 Posted at 2008-10-01 23:22        
     
... If you begging someone at your job to make you an Ac130
....when you refer to yourself as Alpha one

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#26 Posted at 2008-10-02 00:21        
     
...when your wife call you to know if you started to cook the diner and you answer "it's on WIP, want some screenshots ?"

ROFLMAO....yep, those screenies i would like to see. Hope you applied hi-res textures on it and the steak has a ploycount beyound good&evil. :D


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#27 Posted at 2008-10-02 00:39        
     
...when you fall off your skateboard and say, "1, injured"

...when someone on the other side of the world fires a gun, you immediately go prone

...when you arrive at a restaraunt with your girlfriend and say "2, disembark"

...when getting through a regular door is suddenly extremely difficult

...when you fall off a small ledge and you cant move for about 2 seconds

...when you're sitting in a boring class period and wonder where the time compression/skip button is

...when you constantly keep taking out your binoculars by accident

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#28 Posted at 2008-10-02 02:07        
     
...When you are the Boss or the leader of your job, you shout random things such as, 1,2,7,4,8 Formation Line, Stay Alert! Fire at will!

...when you are in a plane and reached your destination. you think you are equipped with a parachute and try to jump out.

...when you think you can just magically exit a car while it is moving and survive.

...when you see a fake gun and try to mow every one down in your way. because you are 12 years old and have no common sense.

...when your mechanical pencil is out of lead, you shout 1, shiiiitttt!!! out of ammo!!

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#29 Posted at 2008-10-02 19:38        
     
....when you check the Armaholic news every days from your cell phone while you are in fireman courses...like I do since a week.


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#30 Posted at 2008-10-02 19:41        
     
Hmm... I did that once.. I had some credit to text my girlfriend and get in contact, I decided to use that money to check armaholic on my mobile phone instead! :p