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#31 Posted at 2008-10-03 00:18        
     
This topic is something I would of thought of....:D

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#32 Posted at 2008-11-21 18:28        
     
few days ago i was so stressed and mad and wanted to kill someone to feel better well thats after saying go go loki

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#33 Posted at 2008-11-28 04:08        
     
...When you climb up a ladder and reach the top, you immediately fall back down
...When you can't keep your car in a straight line or turn
...When you hear a traffic helicopter fly over you, you scream "Kamov, take cover!Get the stingers!"
...When you can't get the A10 out of the hangar
...When you can't get back down from a roof on a scaffolding
...When you can to immediate 90 degree turns with a T72 or M1A1
...When your girlfriend yells at you, you say "2, At Ease"
...When you have a surprise birthday party, you scream out "All, Stealth!"
...When you cut yourself, you scream out "MEDIC! FD67"
...When you can jump 10 feet off in the air on a bridge, in your car
...When you have to look closely at somebody, just to see there gaming tags


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#34 Posted at 2008-11-28 05:21        
     
...when you are in a boring class, you scower the room for the Plus button to speed it up.

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#35 Posted at 2008-12-16 08:02        
     
I tried 6 times to align my car to drive over the bridge but finally gave up and drove into the water.

A pedestrian crossed the road and instead of slowing down, I cranked the wheel and hit a building then flipped upside down.


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#36 Posted at 2008-12-24 00:03        
     
... when you insult someone start cursing and try to get into a fight when they bump into you and say at "least theyll never be able to hurt me in real life"

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Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth With carrion men, groaning for burial.

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#37 Posted at 2008-12-29 02:32        
     
after 10 minutes of driving you are absolutly AMAZED at the skill level of the other drivers.:eek

...when you constantly keep taking out your binoculars by accident
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#38 Posted at 2009-01-05 13:29        
     
When you try to Javelin other road users because you couldn't find any enemies in your hometown which is secretly code named Ortego. :0

...when you constantly keep taking out your binoculars by accident

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#39 Posted at 2009-01-05 17:02        
     
When you accidently click on the eject option when your flying abroad.....:eek


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#40 Posted at 2009-01-22 01:30        
     
....When you are in the back of the car with your friend and he's going slow so you say "Forward, Fast!"

....You try sniping a cop (sahrani life) and get caught, later in prison you try pressing esc. and say "wtf, This mission isn't ending!"

....You try feeding your fish but there is no action menu so you look for scripts, but can't find any and Goldfish dies.

....Want a General Lee so you look for the addon and think "Oh my Gosh!, A broken Link (I better report) after it won't work.



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#41 Posted at 2009-01-24 22:38        
     
you cannot come to a conclusion when your car wont refuel just by parking AND OR


your more fluent with the keyboard Arma commands than you are at typing period!!!

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#42 Posted at 2009-02-11 07:22        
     
....You think Sahrani is a real Island
...When someone asks a stupid question you tell them to use the search function
...You cant climb up a ladder in the first 3 tries

All pity choked with custom of fell deeds: And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge, With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth With carrion men, groaning for burial.

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#43 Posted at 2009-02-11 13:31        
     
...When you drive by a cop shooting radar and you go "thank god I was going Q Speed!"

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#44 Posted at 2009-02-11 20:44        
     
... When you accidently hurt yourself, you start crawling and yelling "Medic!"
... When you try to look for server filter settings from a news paper when looking for a job
... When you put on your NV glasses after 7pm
... When you start looking for addons from a shop

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#45 Posted at 2009-02-12 00:43        
     
...when you cant swim to the bottom of the pool
...when you are in fog you try to raise your view distance
...when you go up to a flag and look for the "Buy Car" action
...when you break your leg, you try to respawn so you can walk

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