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#61 Posted at 2009-04-16 20:16        
     
...you look for a target URL when you buy your new car

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#62 Posted at 2009-04-17 00:38        
     
... when you see a backpack and think its a satchel and yell "ALL GET DOWN!!!!!"
... when you see ur dinner on the table you yell "Dinner at 12 o clock!"
... when you wait infront of your house waiting for hours and hours for the door open action to show up
... when you drive ur car and ur friend is pissing you off u yell "3 EJECT!!!!!!" and he jumps out and rolls off the bridge ur driving on
... when you look out the window and see a guy really far away you yell "unknown at very far meters" (units say that when they see something over 4000 meters away i think)
... when you see micheal jackson on tv and yell "RAPIST AT TWELVE o' CLOCK ALL GET DOWN ALL FIRE AT WILL" and ur friend pulls out a shot gun and shoots the tv
... some guy throws a bascket ball at you it hits u in the head u go "MEDIC!!!!!" then "FIRE AT WILL"
... u hit a guy with a golf ball by mistake on the golf course and he yells "1 HOLD FIRE!!!!!"
... theres a fire in ur building and you yell "ALL GET DOWN" everyone jumps to the ground then the fire burns you all and you yell "OH NO 1 IS DOWN" and "OH NO 2 IS DOWN" and so on
... you here a fire work and yell "ENEMY AT 12 OCLOCK!!!!!" and "FIRE AT WILL" and you pull out a fire work and light it and throw it at him then at his funeral you yell "FIREWORK SOLDIER IS HISTORY!!!!!"
... you cant move cuz theres no A,S,W,D keys or mouse neer by
... when you ride in a passenger plane you yell "ONE EJECT" and the pilot jumps out and you fly the plane into a building cuz ur flying too low

hope you like all those lolz

This post was edited by seansean (2009-04-19 17:10, ago)




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#63 Posted at 2009-06-10 16:02        
     
That was horrible


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#64 Posted at 2009-06-10 21:56        
     
seansean : ... when you ride in a passenger plane you yell "ONE EJECT" and the pilot jumps out and you fly the plane into a building cuz ur flying too low

Like ben said....

All pity choked with custom of fell deeds: And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge, With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth With carrion men, groaning for burial.

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#65 Posted at 2009-07-19 08:54        
     
... when you take cover when you see a heli and thinking its a kamov
... when you play paint ball its extremely hard to command your troops very fast
... when you dress up like a russian soldier and pretend your on chernarus
... when you think you found the lhd that will take you to utes
... when you buy a toy gun and look for an ammobox with us basic weapons
... when you spawn on top of your roof :thumb

LOL i like the last one


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#66 Posted at 2009-07-19 08:58        
     
...when you see a car you say "Unknown car 200 meters"


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#67 Posted at 2009-07-29 10:25        
     
When you don't work at work, instead you do research for you mission. :blush

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#68 Posted at 2009-08-18 02:08        
     
....When falling off a small ledge causes you to recieve several bullet holes

.... when you are flying a plane you turn auto pilot on, thinking the plane will automatically land at an airport

.... when vehicles catch fire underwater

.... when you think that the cold war is still on

.... When equipment that is secured to you disapears in water

.... when you think the military still use biplanes


AND WHEN YOU PLAY THE CAMPAIGN AND YOUR OWN MEN SHOOT AT YOU BUT YOU FIGHT THEM OFF AND GO ON WITH THE MISSION AND THERE IS NEVER A FURTHER INVESTIGATION!!!! AAAAARGH


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#69 Posted at 2009-09-01 11:19        
     
...when driving your car home you yell randoms things out like "WINDMILL AT 11o clock!"

...When you get home the action menu doesn't pop up to open your garage door!

...When you try to walk onto a airfield and fly a plane

...when you wait for the action menu to pop up to get in your car

...when you start seeing way points to your destinations

... when you move around in lines

...when talking to friends you yell "HOTEL INDIA"

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#70 Posted at 2009-09-01 16:43        
     
...when your coming first in a race and writing appears in front of you saying no message received for 15 seconds


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#71 Posted at 2009-09-01 22:43        
     
- When you tell everyone that you are so busy with work, that you don't have time to hang out, all just to stay home, start ArmA and hopefully be left alone.

- When you buy movie soundtrack CD's, just because they can be useful in your own missions.

- When you tell your girlfriend that you want to show her an amazing game, make a quick mission and proudly display how well you can mow down a hundred civilians with a minigun.

- When she then looks at you in a worried way, you don't understand why...

And I looked and behold a pale horse and his name that sat on him was Death and Hell followed with him.

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#72 Posted at 2009-09-02 01:47        
     
....when you hit a tree with your car thinking the tree will fall over and the car will be ok.


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#73 Posted at 2009-09-04 10:25        
     
- When you watch other peoples ArmA gameplay videos and actually think it's interesting.

And I looked and behold a pale horse and his name that sat on him was Death and Hell followed with him.

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#74 Posted at 2011-12-04 23:04        
     
...when you're with your wife you say, "2, move to that Bed"
...when you continuously open you're map to try to find people
...when you think that the back of a C-130 can't open
...when you think you can steer without moving your hands


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#75 Posted at 2011-12-05 15:56        
     
When you fire an Rocket launcher at someone and their body just flies away...

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