# zonker3210 :
You might also check over at the OFPEC forums as I know of a number of really talented folks (scripting, configs, etc.) hang out over there. Worth a try, anyhow. Wish I could help but you're way past my skillset!
UPDATE: Forgot to add the link...sorry! http://www.ofpec.com/forum/index.php
Thanks for the advice Zonker3210. I'll take a look. :)